coronavirus

I can’t go because of the Corona Virus — an alternative

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I can’t go because of the Corona Virus…

  • Whiny
  • Cranky
  • Cantankerous
  • Perverse
  • Boring
  • Weak
  • Feeble

I’ve sworn an oath of solitude til the blight is purged from these lands!

  • Heroic
  • Valiant
  • Powerful
  • They will assume you have a sword
  • Impossible to check if you really have a sword because of Corona Virus

Warning network engineers

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Due to the Coronavirus disease (COVID-19) all TCP applications have to be converted to UDP to avoid Handshakes.

The TCP handshake

TCP uses a three-way handshake to establish a reliable connection. The connection is full duplex, and both sides synchronize (SYN) and acknowledge (ACK) each other. The exchange of these four flags is performed in three steps: SYN, SYN-ACK, ACK.