Funny


Playing with the definitions of ‘gay’

– Dad, what does gay mean?
– Gay means happy, son.
– Are you gay, dad?
– No son, I have wife.
– …

Gay is a term that primarily refers to a homosexual person or the trait of being homosexual. The term was originally used to mean “carefree”, “happy”, or “bright and showy”.

From wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay


Rodrick’s Rules

It’s about time, little bro, that you learn the secrets to an easy life.
Rule number one, don’t be good at something you don’t want to do.
Rule number two, always lower Mom and Dad’s expectations.
Rule number three, never do something when someone else can do it for you.